Wawfuls is a welcher...

He still MONTHS later owes me money.

Fawker.

WAFFLES CONCEDES!

After Waffles busts in the Mookie...

InstantTragedy : BOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomm
InstantTragedy : KQ is no GOOT right?
InstantTragedy : What happens if she cashes? MU HU HAHAHAHA
Waffles : its ok im not gonna have the money to pay you
InstantTragedy : heheheheheeh DOUBLE WELCHER! Booooooommmmm You know I love you. You're like a brother to me
Waffles : im serious
InstantTragedy : s'ok, I'll take IOU's
Waffles : i quit
Waffles : i hate poker
InstantTragedy : KQ sucks?
Waffles : im just gonna go broke tonight
Waffles : im done
InstantTragedy : Stop.... Before you lose all your money
Waffles : nah Im done

I've driven him to quitting. That makes me sad.

Answer the poll please...

So far away...

From the NY Rambler himself:

"NY Rambler Series Overall Standings after the First Two Events:

iaatg6296 130.5
Oaklandish 128
bloodslut 110.9
PirateLawyer 73.6
DukeMuscle 52.2
mookie99 51.2
TheSlinger 34.8
bayne_s 28.8

Next Week we have more Pot Limit Omaha; this time of the 9-handed variety. Waffles needs wins to climb to the top of the leaderboard to win his prop bet with InstantTragedy. Will He Do It? (probably not)"

You are so Right! Waffles blew his shot when he went out in 42nd place in the Bodonkey last night. Because of that he is 182+ points behind Smokkee.

Here is today's video in honor of Waffles...



It's so far away Waffles!

New reason just IM'ed to me..

It's because ScottyMC isn't playing anymore is why Waffles is winning. ScottyMC PWNS Waffles.

Does this mean ScottyMC might be making a return to the poker blogosphere?

Hmmmm.

Write for us Scotty!

The bet...

Waffles thinks he's the best poker player in the WORLD!

"I will take top 1 spot in either NY Rambler, Mookie, Skillz, or Bodog before Jan 1st. So about 16 tries. 50 , bonus 50 if I lead 2, bonus 100 if I lead 3, bonus 50 to you if i lead none."

So I thought we could just list the reasons why he won't make it.

I'll start:

1. Waffles is the WORST POKER PLAYER EVER!
2. Waffles is a true calling station. Any hand is a winner for Waffles.
3. Currently Waffles is happy. If waffles is happy we don't get true Waffles rants. Waffles is fueled by hate. So by him being happy he won't attack or play his most donkish.
4. He can't close out the big one. He had a chance to win many things but can't close it out. ie: nekkid pictures of CK, the multiple times he has had a big chip lead and he chokes.

He just can't do it.

TILT WAFFLES TILT!