The bet...

Waffles thinks he's the best poker player in the WORLD!

"I will take top 1 spot in either NY Rambler, Mookie, Skillz, or Bodog before Jan 1st. So about 16 tries. 50 , bonus 50 if I lead 2, bonus 100 if I lead 3, bonus 50 to you if i lead none."

So I thought we could just list the reasons why he won't make it.

I'll start:

1. Waffles is the WORST POKER PLAYER EVER!
2. Waffles is a true calling station. Any hand is a winner for Waffles.
3. Currently Waffles is happy. If waffles is happy we don't get true Waffles rants. Waffles is fueled by hate. So by him being happy he won't attack or play his most donkish.
4. He can't close out the big one. He had a chance to win many things but can't close it out. ie: nekkid pictures of CK, the multiple times he has had a big chip lead and he chokes.

He just can't do it.

TILT WAFFLES TILT!